- In the old, wild west, a financially distressed sheep rancher has to move his herd of one thousand to the stockyard to sell. One route is through Indian territory where feed and water are plentiful. He knows the Indians demand six lambs as the price of using that route. The other route avoids the Indians altogether but the route is longer, the terrain is rough, and feed and water are scarce. He knows he will lose only two or three sheep to wolves on that route and that his herd will sell for as much as 20% less because they’ll be in bad shape. Which route should he take?
- A hungry, fire-breathing dragon is outside an enormous medieval castle, where ten thousand villagers have fled for protection. The dragon, fluent in French of course, gives the Lord two options. One was that he could provide thirty people to the dragon for her consumption. The alternative is providing twenty people plus twenty-five percent of the livestock and grain, a food supply vital to the fiefdom for the approaching winter. Losing that much would result in famine and possibly a number of deaths by starvation. The Lord asked the dragon if she would like to choose the people for her meals? She said, after a flaming roar, that she didn’t care, but older, tougher meat was better for her dentition, yet it was always pleasant to enjoy something younger as an aperitif. If you were the Lord, what would you chose and why?
- It’s early in the evening and the urban bar is full of professionals. The bartender comes out of a back room, looking gloom. “What’s wrong?” the psychologist asks. “Conflicted? Loss? Disagreement?”
“The health department says the place has too many flies,” he answers. “I have to shut it down.”
“I’ll sponsor legislation,” the senator says before anyone else can say a thing, “to make sure you and your staff have plenty of money and that the rent is paid. I’ll make sure you get a tax break, too.”
“I have a ten-thousand volt fly zapper I could lease to you,” said the salesman.
“I can write you a prescription for oral and topical medications against vector-borne diseases,” the doctor says. “And you probably need blood work, a CT scan and a colonoscopy.”
“I’ll sue the city health department,” the attorney says. “And the mayor, the city council, the zoning commission and the treasurer. Then I’ll go after the county and the state. Then Donald Trump.”
An entomologist offered a genetically manipulated male fly that would mate but not reproduce.
“I can depreciate your business, consolidate your liabilities and inflate your assets,” said the accountant. “By the way, what do you want the bar to be worth?”
“Why don’t you fix your screens, dude?” The contractor asked. “I could do that tomorrow if you bring me a few more boilermakers tonight.”
Question: Is advice from highly intelligent people invariably helpful?
This Covid quiz is based on an estimated mortality rate of 0.25% when the medical system is not overwhelmed and 50 – 200% higher when it is.