Monthly Archives: May 2020

Good Reasons

A successful maneuver for political power is usually driven by a compelling emotion with a rationale that dupes people into complying, or at least fail to vigorously oppose. Fear: Carbon is destroying the planet, so you can’t buy things we don’t approve and you must buy expensive substitutes that we do. We will save you and the world from burning up. Envy or anger: wealth is bad and rich people abuse you, so give me your power against them, so you will all be equal; equally ho-hum. Pride: Deutschland über alles!

Now a pestilence is upon us. What a fortuitous opportunity to allow government officials, abetted by the fear-mongering media, to drive the capitalist economy off a cliff and substitute a centralized socialist economy that concentrates power. It was so compelling and esoteric, the proponents even cajoled a president with the most conservative record in American history into complying. For a while.

Suppose political power were a zero sum substance with each adult endowed with an equal amount. The more one cedes to any level of authority, the less is retained. While this is likely a true and immutable principle, some visible factors such as wealth and weaponry sometimes confuse the picture. Jefferson, a Democrat, saw inalienable rights as at least part of this substance. The US was founded as an egalitarian society with individuals and states retaining much of this substance. This changed about one hundred years ago when a series of constitutional amendments changed the very fabric of the country. Some called this progress and claimed the euphemistic title progressives. (Federal income tax was a stroke of genius in this regard. Money is power and most of it ended up controlled by the central government.)

Mitigating the pandemic provides a compelling reason to abridge basic rights and thereby accrete more power. Manipulative words are used such as science, mortality rates, overwhelming collapse, etc. Indeed, infection management has provided many good reasons to curtail many civil liberties such as financial independence, going to work or school, recreating, even visiting with friends and family. The uber-adherent busybodies, like brownshirts of the 20th century, run about reporting noncompliance to the authorities. Shop owners and surfers get thrown in jail. Those who cower-in-place gradually become vassals of the state. That may sound extreme. It is, but if what is reported as news is true, then who can argue otherwise? Progressives (aka socialists) strive for their ascendency while forcing the common man to cede autonomy, control, and power. The “progress” in progressive refers to their vaunted social and political status. For the rest of us, it is a regression to the state of civilization that existed for most of the last ten thousand years.

Trying to prevent a catastrophic collapse of our hospitals is appropriate and laudable. It’s also the threat used to compel compliance with the diktats from the overlords in capitols across our once free land. It’s a better reason than most for extracting power from individuals and amassing it to the government. Surely, in a world and nation replete with geniuses, we can learn to do two things at once: keep the death rate reasonably low while feeding the economic engine that allows us to do so without amassing five or ten trillion dollars of additional debt.

The Off-Plumb Covid-19 Quiz

  1. In the old, wild west, a financially distressed sheep rancher has to move his herd of one thousand to the stockyard to sell. One route is through Indian territory where feed and water are plentiful. He knows the Indians demand six lambs as the price of using that route. The other route avoids the Indians altogether but the route is longer, the terrain is rough, and feed and water are scarce. He knows he will lose only two or three sheep to wolves on that route and that his herd will sell for as much as 20% less because they’ll be in bad shape. Which route should he take?
  2. A hungry, fire-breathing dragon is outside an enormous medieval castle, where ten thousand villagers have fled for protection. The dragon, fluent in French of course, gives the Lord two options. One was that he could provide thirty people to the dragon for her consumption. The alternative is providing twenty people plus twenty-five percent of the livestock and grain, a food supply vital to the fiefdom for the approaching winter. Losing that much would result in famine and possibly a number of deaths by starvation. The Lord asked the dragon if she would like to choose the people for her meals? She said, after a flaming roar, that she didn’t care, but older, tougher meat was better for her dentition, yet it was always pleasant to enjoy something younger as an aperitif. If you were the Lord, what would you chose and why?
  3. It’s early in the evening and the urban bar is full of professionals. The bartender comes out of a back room, looking gloom. “What’s wrong?” the psychologist asks. “Conflicted? Loss? Disagreement?”

“The health department says the place has too many flies,” he answers. “I have to shut it down.”

“I’ll sponsor legislation,” the senator says before anyone else can say a thing, “to make sure you and your staff have plenty of money and that the rent is paid. I’ll make sure you get a tax break, too.”

“I have a ten-thousand volt fly zapper I could lease to you,” said the salesman.

“I can write you a prescription for oral and topical medications against vector-borne diseases,” the doctor says. “And you probably need blood work, a CT scan and a colonoscopy.”

“I’ll sue the city health department,” the attorney says. “And the mayor, the city council, the zoning commission and the treasurer. Then I’ll go after the county and the state. Then Donald Trump.”

An entomologist offered a genetically manipulated male fly that would mate but not reproduce.

“I can depreciate your business, consolidate your liabilities and inflate your assets,” said the accountant. “By the way, what do you want the bar to be worth?”

“Why don’t you fix your screens, dude?” The contractor asked. “I could do that tomorrow if you bring me a few more boilermakers tonight.”

Question:  Is advice from highly intelligent people invariably helpful?

This Covid quiz is based on an estimated mortality rate of 0.25% when the medical system is not overwhelmed and 50 – 200% higher when it is.